Wow, a blast from the past, amazing what googling yourself can find Title: Human Stupidity Post by: Valkyrie Ice on Jan 13, 2006, 03:18 PM Scene: Taco Bell Time: Today Me: Hello, I'd like to order. Clerk: Certainly, what would you like? Me: I'd like a Taco supreme. Clerk: Hard or soft? Me: Hard. And I would like three beef chalupa's, baja style. Clerk: (is typing at register) Me: And three Beef Burritos, no onions, add sour cream. Clerk: Okay, so that was 1 Taco Supreme, a Gordita, baja style, and three bean burritos. Me: No, it's three *chalupa's* and three *beef* burritos. Clerk: Okay, so that's 1 taco, a Chalupa supreme, and a beef burrito, add sour cream? Me: *sighing heavily* No, it's *1* Taco Supreme, *3* Chalupa's, *Baja style*, and *3* Burritos, no onion, just *Meat*, *Cheese*, *Redsauce* and *Sour Cream*. Clerk: (calls manager over) How do I add sour cream to a burrito? Manager: (types on keyboard.) Now how did you want that, Sir? Me: 3...